men jokes

How are men like UFOs?
You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.

How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
He's Breathing.

How do men sort their laundry?
'Filthy' and 'Filthy but Wearable'.

How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
you turn it over!

How do you get a man to do situps?
Glue the TV remote between his ankles...

How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How does a man keep his youth?
By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.