The Australian Taxation Office!!!
Attention: All Male Taxpayers
NOTICE OF CHANGES IN TAXATION AS ANNOUNCED BY THE HONOURABLE PAUL KEATING
The only thing the Australian Taxation Office has not yet taxed is your Ding Dong. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is
hanging around unemployed,20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up ,and 10% it is in the hole. On top of this
it has two dependents and they're both nuts.
Accordingly, from 1st of October, 2010 your Ding Dong will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please
insert this information on Page 2, item 13 of the standard "S"form.
4 - 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 25.00
6 - 8 inches Privelege Tax $ 35.00
8 - 10 inches Pole Tax $ 45.00
10 -12 inches Luxury Tax $ 50.00
Anyone under four (4) inches is eligible for a refund.Anyone exceeding twelve (12) inches must file an Ä"Return and include the
appropriate item under Capital Gains. Please do not apply for an extension.