A man was riding the bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous
woman next to him started to breast feed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or …
I'll give it to this nice man here."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come
on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on, kid. Make
up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"