Wrong Number

Wrong Number

A women use to talk a lot of time on the phone
Once he talk only 20 minutes
Her husband asked why you did talk in very short time who was there
Women said actually it was a wrong Number.

Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads

Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads

10. JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike

9. CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President

8. MSG S/G W/B M/F KOPWPFYB -- Moon walking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black Male/Female King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys

7. RHMI -- Really Hip Macarena Instructor

6. HAWGSOH -- Heroin Addict with Great Sense of Humor

5. STLSM -- Show Tune-Loving Straight Male

4. SWFWHBTP -- Single White Female Who Has Blown the President

3. EHWC -- Extremely Hairy White Chick

2. WARSADAP -- Works At Radio Shack and Drives A Pinto and the Number One

1. WSUBFC -- Will Screw Ugly Bastards for Cash

One Body and Two Souls

One Body and Two Souls

The Australian Taxation Office!!!

The Australian Taxation Office!!!

Attention: All Male Taxpayers


Dear Sirs,

NOTICE OF CHANGES IN TAXATION AS ANNOUNCED BY THE HONOURABLE PAUL KEATING


The only thing the Australian Taxation Office has not yet taxed is your Ding Dong. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is

hanging around unemployed,20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up ,and 10% it is in the hole. On top of this

it has two dependents and they're both nuts.

Accordingly, from 1st of October, 2010 your Ding Dong will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please

insert this information on Page 2, item 13 of the standard "S"form.

4 - 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 25.00

6 - 8 inches Privelege Tax $ 35.00

8 - 10 inches Pole Tax $ 45.00

10 -12 inches Luxury Tax $ 50.00

Anyone under four (4) inches is eligible for a refund.Anyone exceeding twelve (12) inches must file an Ä"Return and include the

appropriate item under Capital Gains. Please do not apply for an extension.



Yours faithfully,


(Signed)

Pecker Checker

Bmw See In The Dark Vision For Cars

Bmw See In The Dark Vision For Cars
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Japan Vending Machines

Japan is another world. Everything is available in vending machines everywhere...

Toilet Papers

Kids' Toys

Fishing Hooks

Coke Drinks

Rice Cleaner



Rice


Popcorn


Business Cards


Umbrella


Eggs

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The Most Colorful River In The World

The Most Colorful River In The World

The river shown in the photographs is the Caristales, which is located near the town of La Macarena in Colombia , South America .

The river, world famous for its colorful display, has been called:

"the river that ran away to paradise",

"the most beautiful river in the world"

and "the river of five colors".
During Colombia 's wet season, the water flows fast and deep, obscuring the bottom of the river and denying the mosses and algae that call the river home the sun that they need. During the dry season there is not enough water to support the dazzling array of life in the river. But during a brief span between the wet and dry seasons, when the water level is just right, the many varieties of algae and moss bloom in a dazzling display of colours. Blotches of amarillo , blue, green, black and red - and a thousand shades in between - coat the river.



The part of the river where the colourful blooms occur is quite isolated and is not accessible by road. Adventurous tourists can now fly into La Macarena and then make their way to to the river site on foot as part of guided tours. The site was effectively closed to tourists for several years because of guerrilla activity in the region along with concerns about the impact of unregulated tourist traffic. However, the site was re-opened to visitors in 2009.

So far, some 1,000 people have visited Caristales, including around 100 foreign tourists.

The tours will follow four clearly marked and authorized paths and one is no longer permitted to stay overnight or cook, as this was ruining the area previously.

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